Sam stayed over at my house because her parents went for a cruise. So i had to wake up early to send her to work. After dropping her at her workplace..i went to Yio Chu Kang Stadium for my morning jog and excercise...improved by 50secs today...my 2.4 run was 12mins...dammit...i'm still considered damn unfit. Will strive harder! After excercise i went to Macdonalds to eat breakfast alone and read papers...felt quite good...it has been a long time since i've done that. I know you people are going to call me ah pek or what...but what the hell...it's quite enjoyable..peaceful and quiet moment all to myself.
After resting awhile at home..i went to fetch sam from work. We went to Chinatown to book our tour and pay the deposit. 1 of the places i hate to go in Singapore is Chinatown..i don't know why..but i just don't like going there. Anyway our tour will be on the 29th Dec and it will be 5days 4 nights...we extended 1 night for merely $20..not too bad a deal right? If you guys ever want to go on a holiday please check out B1 of People's Park Complex...there are loads and loads of travel agencies...all side by side...you will have a hard time differentiating them.
My colleague's wedding dinner is tonight and i was late hehe. Reached there at 8pm when i was supposed to be there by 7.30pm. But as usual the dinner didn't start at 7.30pm sharp and it wasn't significant that i was late. I was put onto a table of all females. They are a talkative, humourous and horny bunch! If you've seen what they did today you will laugh the crap out of your butt. They took 2 black mushrooms and one sea cucumber and placed them together in the shape of a penis...that's not all...they added some hair-like crackers to complete it...last but not least they dipped a little bit of honey dew milk onto the tip so that it looks like semen! WAHAHA now that's madness..but it's not all. Then they took 2 prawns (breast)..placed nuts on it (nipples)..a piece of mushroom (cunt)...and of coz not forgetting the "pubic hair" and honey dew milk! Anyway this bunch of mad women did it for a reason...they wanted to tease the newly wed couples. The guy had to eat the female organs on the plate. After that it was the bride's turn to eat. The groom sporting put the "penis" in front of his pants and stand on chair while the bride was supposed to eat it. That part was a big hype and everyone was laughing like mad. Then the bride's mum appeared and scolded the bride for doing that...after that everyone kept quiet and walked away haha. Throughout the dinner i was also not spared...they will tease me here and there..talking dirty and all. Then they will go: "control ah....don't go to the toilet ah..or else we know...HAHA"...then this woman sitting beside me will then check if mine's standing....hahaha I guess all woman will reach such a stage when they get really open about such things yeah. I was fine with everything..easy..laughing along the way..i even joined them for a drink after the dinner at some pub behind Papa Joe near centrepoint. Out of the 7 woman i joined, 3 of them drove...i was pretty amazed...they're only in their early 20s i guess. Anyway i was pretty bored while drinking with them...all they rattled was office politics...nothing i knew about since i'm always in my small little room of mine. I was so relieved when they finally decided to leave after 2 hours...i just got home and i'm sleepy. Oh ya did i mention that i forgot to give the Ang Bao to the newly wed? Can't blame me...it's the first wedding i've attended without my family around and i don't really know what to do. Do i give them the Ang Bao before or after the dinner?
Going to Borneo Motors tomorrow to ask questions on our FYP projects. Need to wake up early again...shall go take a rest now..good night
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