Bird shits

The birds living in my estate are weird. Either that or they have a weird diet. They shit like nobody's business. And they're deadly accurate too. They never fail to hit my newly washed and sparkling clean Jiesi. Which is one of the reasons why I actually don't bother washing it often too.

If I have a gun, I'll go around shooting all these pests up on the trees like I am Seung-Hui Cho, or stab them like I'm Tomohiro Kato.


Yes I'm pretty sure they're trained


Can you imagine your car becoming like this?