The story of a poor cat and her bus

Poor mother pussy missed a bus just becoz of Miss Apple. He could have caught two 86 bus if it wasn't for her. All her fault, Puss might have known a pretty girl on the bus, probably even two. It just all wasn't meant to be, Puss' life was meant to be sad and lonely..he didn't know how to treasure those around him. He lost 2 love ones before in his life. Number one, Mr Melon. How did it all happen? It's a long story..give you one clue.."Saudi Arabiaaaaaaaaa." Number two? This really pretty woman he met in a supermarket. Her name was Princess Supermarket...she was gorgeous, silky long hair, long tender slim legs and a "smooth" complexion. She was smitten with puss, but being the pussy he was..he didnt dare face the fact..he chose to run away. One wrong move in his life...or he would have been happily married with baby pussies around him..sad story of pussy i might choose to continue...let us offer him some sympathy :(