Thursday, July 31, 2003

The story about a cheap slut and Mr know-ride

Ever since cheap slut was young, she has been attracting lots of suitors. Even when she was as young as 8 (Primary 2), one guy named Know-ride (Direct translation from mandarin) fell in love with her at first sight. Although know-ride wasn't very good looking (in fact he was hideous) and is very irritating, cheap slut still fell for him. They were inseparable. But one day, know-ride landed with bad company, he started smoking, taking drugs and fighting. He got himself a one way ticket to Changi chalet for a good 20 years. Cheap slut quickly forgot about him.

Around 1 year later, cheap slut met a reporter. His name was March O'Neal. Cheap slut loved March the first time she saw him. But the love wasn't mutual, March wasn't interested.

Cheap slut was angry and disappointed, she took her anger on a rebound call House-tail. After house-tail had enough of cheap slut's constant ill-treatment, he left her for another babe. Cheap slut ended up lonely all over again.

Cheap slut started going to work. She met a colleague that treated her very well. Their love became mutual but once again cheap slut hesitated because she couldn't get over March.

-To be continued-

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