Ever since cheap slut was young, she has been attracting lots of suitors. Even when she was as young as 8 (Primary 2), one guy named Know-ride (Direct translation from mandarin) fell in love with her at first sight. Although know-ride wasn't very good looking (in fact he was hideous) and is very irritating, cheap slut still fell for him. They were inseparable. But one day, know-ride landed with bad company, he started smoking, taking drugs and fighting. He got himself a one way ticket to Changi chalet for a good 20 years. Cheap slut quickly forgot about him.
Around 1 year later, cheap slut met a reporter. His name was March O'Neal. Cheap slut loved March the first time she saw him. But the love wasn't mutual, March wasn't interested.
Cheap slut was angry and disappointed, she took her anger on a rebound call House-tail. After house-tail had enough of cheap slut's constant ill-treatment, he left her for another babe. Cheap slut ended up lonely all over again.
Cheap slut started going to work. She met a colleague that treated her very well. Their love became mutual but once again cheap slut hesitated because she couldn't get over March.
-To be continued-
Thursday, July 31, 2003
Tuesday, July 29, 2003
The story of a poor cat and her bus
Poor mother pussy missed a bus just becoz of Miss Apple. He could have caught two 86 bus if it wasn't for her. All her fault, Puss might have known a pretty girl on the bus, probably even two. It just all wasn't meant to be, Puss' life was meant to be sad and lonely..he didn't know how to treasure those around him. He lost 2 love ones before in his life. Number one, Mr Melon. How did it all happen? It's a long story..give you one clue.."Saudi Arabiaaaaaaaaa." Number two? This really pretty woman he met in a supermarket. Her name was Princess Supermarket...she was gorgeous, silky long hair, long tender slim legs and a "smooth" complexion. She was smitten with puss, but being the pussy he was..he didnt dare face the fact..he chose to run away. One wrong move in his life...or he would have been happily married with baby pussies around him..sad story of pussy i might choose to continue...let us offer him some sympathy :(
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